I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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