The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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