ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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