I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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