He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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