So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Randomize
