Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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