I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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