All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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