If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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