All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
it's not cheating when I paid for it
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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