He disabled his match.com account in front of me
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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