Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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