North Korea, Best Korea!
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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