i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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