Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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