omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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