Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
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