we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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