he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Randomize
