I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
