now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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