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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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