just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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