Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
We got so high we made milksteak
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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