Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Randomize
