pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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