Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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