he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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