you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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