He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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