do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
3 2 1 whiskey
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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