no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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