Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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