You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
plz talk dirty to me
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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