I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Another day, another engagement, another cat
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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