im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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