Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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