so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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