then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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