Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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