That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i think i have two assholes
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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