Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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