she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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