doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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