HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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