i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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