If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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