yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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