Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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