She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
My dick has a subreddit
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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