Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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