what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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