We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
id be glad to
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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