he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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