apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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